honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Randomize
