I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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