READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
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