if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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