part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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