I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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