i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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