omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Randomize
