so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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