DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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