In the future we'll all be gay
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Randomize
