We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
so let's talk penis.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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