They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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