he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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