if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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