I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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