Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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