OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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