what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Randomize
