Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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