weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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