You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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