so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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