is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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