I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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