the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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