My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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