Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
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