i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Randomize
