He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
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