if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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