when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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