More tranny stories later!
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
That was before I lit my hair on fire
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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