How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I know her cup size but not her name....
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