He asked to "fluff my boner.."
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I am naked and annoyed.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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