he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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