dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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