Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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