I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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