I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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