I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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