yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
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