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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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