I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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