Umm I'm too high to move.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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