so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Randomize
