i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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