Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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