Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
