super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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