Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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