she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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