We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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