Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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