did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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