I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Everything about him screamed your future.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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